Grannie - Grannie

Grannie – Grannie


Grannie’s debut album was once considered one of the greatest obscure hard rock albums ever made, however the reality is far from the truth.

Written by: Dangerzone

ARTIST: Grannie
ALBUM: Grannie
YEAR: 1971
CD REISSUE: Discogs Reissue List

LINEUP: Phil Newton – vocals, guitar * Dave Holland – bass * Johnny Clark – drums * John Stevenson – keyboards * Jan Chandler – flute

TRACK LISTING: 01 Leaving * 02 Romany Return * 03 Tomorrow Today Tomorrow Today * 04 Saga Of The Sad Jester * 05 Dawn * 06 Coloured Armageddon


This English prog rock effort was once considered so obscure that Record Collector magazine once ranked it in their ‘100 Most Valuable Albums of All Time’. With such a heady reputation you’d expect something extraordinary.. correct? Hmm. The band was formed by Newton in 1969 according to notes found floating around the Internet.

He responded to an ad which promised 8 hours of studio time and 99 copies of the resulting album pressed for the meager sum of 100 pounds. Newton put this lineup together to capitalize on the deal, recording tracks he’d written in the previous couple of years. It was enough to keep the band intact for a short while at least. While the 99 copies were the only representation of this album until some unofficial CD pressings started showing up well over two decades later.

The Songs

The dilemma with albums containing reputations like this inevitably leads to disappointment. In the old Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal and Hard Rock there was a list of the greatest obscure hard rock albums ever made, most of which turned out to be rather anti-climactic once heard. Grannie probably never expected to fall into this category and in all fairness the album is an energetic romp through standard early 70’s prog rock maneuvers. For 1971 it’s significantly better than many other horrendous hard rock acts of the time and with better production it would have improved the overall sound.

Someone compared the band to early Wishbone Ash and honestly it’s as accurate as it gets. ‘Leaving’ is heavy on flute and the hook is very radio-friendly, with more in common with U.S. based psychedelic acts. ‘Romany Returns’ incorporates the lush arrangements of the era, acoustic guitars and flute competing for domination, very earthy and atmospheric, the Wishbone Ash comparisons impossible to ignore.

‘Tomorrow Today’ is slightly heavier and a nod you’d assume to the bands capturing the headlines in 1971 like Uriah Heep and company. It’s comparatively crude due to the low budget production values, but still lively. ‘Saga Of The Sad Jester’ is standard material, caught somewhere between the late 60’s and early 70’s, while ‘Dawn’ has a folksy edge, on the cusp of Crosby, Stills and Nash almost, very American based.

The nine minute ‘Colored Armageddon’ is the showpiece, with obligatory organ use at the forefront, giving it the feel of an extended Deep Purple jam onstage. There are the expected lulls before resuming heaviness, the usual passages associated with keyboard dominated epics. Again it’s clearly influenced by what bands like Purple were doing, showing how the landscape of the rock scene was evolving.

In Summary

Any hope Grannie had of continuing was ended when all their gear was nicked, putting a halt to their future plans. All that remained for years were the 99 copies of the album, until the myth surrounding the album got so strong that bootleg CD’s began to crop up. I’ve had a copy sitting around for years, but being so uninspired by many of the early 70’s English bands it’s only now I’ve really given it a good listen.

While there is merit to be found in some of these albums, it’s easy to see why they didn’t make it. When you listen to what The Who were doing in 1971 and then listen to Grannie afterwards, it’s almost unlistenable. On its own accord ‘Grannie’ is still a lot more accomplished than many of their kind and worth a listen to those who enjoy this particular timeframe of rock.

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1 thought on “Grannie – Grannie

  1. [Dangerzone] As I stated in the review, it’s almost unfathomable how shit this kind of music is when compared to The Who in 1971. It sounds like two bands from parallel universes. There was so much of this blues, organ based crap doing the rounds in 1971.

    [Explorer] My older brother around this time would listen to bands like this, which is why I turned to Glam. My tastes in the 60`s and very early 70`s were initially shaped by my older brother, but stuff like this made me want to discover my own music rather than be led by others.

    So by blues/organ rock I’m guessing Brian Auger, Greenslade, Argent, Blood Sweat & Tears, Bloodrock, Iron Butterfly, Juicy Lucy, Uriah Heep, Keef Hartley Band, Lucifers Friend and Deep Purple.. and many more.

    [Dangerzone] Nah, not that stuff in particular, just the many obscure types of knockoff bands who sounded dated and boring even back then, like Grannie.

    [Smokey] I got a list of the bands that I think you’re on about: Jericho Jones, England, Jade Warrior, Orangutan, Stackwaddy, Tucky Buzzard, Stud, Tudor Lodge, Horse, Fuzzy Duck, Fox, Jodo. How’s that for a list of 4th division English bands from the early to mid 70s? I got to admit, I haven’t actually listened to any of these bands for over a decade, so I don’t remember if they are all English or not. No matter, though. Cos one thing I do remember is listening to this stuff and being bored to tears by it. These bands tend to have a couple of decent tracks on their albums, songs with a decent riff or hook, but on the whole they make no impression at all. As you say, this shit was light years behind the sonic sophistication of The Who or Led Zeppelin, so much so it makes me wonder why these dudes even bothered. Rock heroes for a day, I guess, and then back to the building site and a good story for the grandkids a couple decades later. Man, I downloaded hundreds of these albums 15 years back, all because of the Encyclopaedia of Hard Rock and Heavy Metal. And I diligently saved them to data disks, thinking I’d get round to listening to em all sooner rather than later. Well, 2020 is nearly done and the disks are stacked in a corner of the room, unloved and rotting away due to age. These disks were like gold to me when I was 30, a treasure chest of obscure hard rock riches. Now, though, I’m pushing 50 and they are a relic from another age, just like these bands were in their ‘prime’.

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